Tuesday, August 19, 2008

just so you know i'm still complete

it has been raining lately...go figure. i just spent a weekend putting soaker hoses around my house to water my foundation and it's been pouring all day. but the rhythm of the rain is sooooooothing.

i read this in lamb today and i had to post it...don't worry. my sense of humor is still way intact.
(josh is jesus and this is a conversation between josh and his bff, biff)

I said, "Josh, you are so gullible. Guys always lie about stuff like that. That's the problem with your not being allowed to know women, it means you don't understand the most fundamental nature of men."

"Which is?"

"We're lying pigs. We'll say anything to get what we want."

"That's true," said Joy. The other girls nodded in agreement.

"But," said Josh, "the superior man does not, even for the space of a single meal, act contrary to virtue, according to Confucius."

"Of course," said I, "but the superior man can get laid without lying. I'm talking about the rest of us."



JO said...

That book is soooo freakin' hilarious. And deep at the same time.

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earthmama said...

yes...it is brilliant. i cannot say that enough times lately.